Crazy 80's Slots

Step back into time when everything was big:  big hair; big earrings; big sunglasses; big jewelry.  Remember the leg warmers and wrist bands and music?  Enjoy it all once again with the online casino slot game Crazy 80’s.  Just like the 80’s, the game Crazy 80’s does not really have that much to offer.  Players will at first be amused by the gaudy symbols and music.  But after a few minutes, you will realize how boring the game is.  There is not even one bonus opportunity for gamers. 

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Additionally, Crazy 80’s really is not a game for slot enthusiasts to play if they want to win any money.  The odds are very low that you will win any money at all while playing Crazy 80’s. 

While the game is boring and a big money loser, it is a straightforward and easy to understand game.  There is nothing about Crazy 80’s that would challenge even the most novice of slot players.  The screen is decked out in bright colors.  Bright pinks purples yellows blues and more all distastefully decorate the gaming screen.  Nothing on the screen really matches anything else on the screen and it looks absolutely hokey. 

The game itself though, is clearly laid out for players.  Understanding and using the game controls is very easy.  Under the spinning reel is the View Payout tab.  If you click on this, you will be taken to a screen that simply details the payouts for each symbol. 
Under the View Payout tab is all of the other game directives.  In the lower left corner contains your bank account total.  This number will move up and down depending on whether or not you have winning spins.  The control next to the bank/credit information is the amount that you want to bet per line, per spin.  The amounts from which you can choose are:  $.25; $.50; $1; $2; and, $5.  The total number of lines on which you can bet is 9.  Before you begin your Crazy 80’s gaming experience, it is important to select your line and wager amounts.  If you do not do this, then the computer will do it for you and you may not like the result.  Also remember, the more you bet initially, the more you lose in the long run.

After you have selected all of your bet and line amounts, click on Spin in the lower right corner of the screen and watch your money disappear while you sit drenched in boredom.  Even the music will cease to amuse you.  The symbols appear funny at first, but quickly turn lame.

The wild symbol is the Boom Box.  The Boob Box substitutes for all of the other symbols except for the scatter symbol.  It is silver and black and has two areas in which to put cassettes.  The scatter symbol is a pair of legs dolled up in green leg warmers and pink shoes.  They look nothing but chic.  The scatter symbol pays in any order while all of the other symbols only pay from left to right.
The other remaining symbols, from highest to least payout are:  a Girl with big hair and huge hoop earrings; a girl with a belly shirt on and a huge belt and bracelet; a Phone and Magazine; Sunglasses, Keys, Rubik’s Cube, and a Cassette Tape; Makeup and a Bracelet; and, a series of letters and numbers. 

An altogether hokey game, there is nothing amusing or entertaining about Crazy 80’s.  It is an entirely boring slot game that offers no perks to gamers.  There are no bonus opportunities and players should remember that they will rarely win money while playing the game.